I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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