That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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