"it" just moved
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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