Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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