Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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