i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
