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girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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