You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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