4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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