hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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