I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
her vagine was all disorganized.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
