It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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