thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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