Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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