Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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