I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
