quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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