? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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