Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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