So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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