To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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