rhymes with "ouble enetration"
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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