i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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