direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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