Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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