girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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