You can't motorboat a personality
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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