She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I look better un-naked...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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