I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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