If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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