marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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