i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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