dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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