No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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