so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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