she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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