so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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