I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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