im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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