Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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