I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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