Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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