In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Text me some of your sweat
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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