You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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