so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i dont even know how to be here
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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