Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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