Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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