i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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