im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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