Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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