This is not my ceiling
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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