Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
