Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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